CORRECTION!
As you diehard Star Wars fans will note (thanks Julie!), I messed up with my lucky bowl and spoon bullet point. It’s R2/D2, and not RD/D2. Is there a proofreader in the house I could hire? 😉
Ugh, I might have to turn in my cool green lightsaber now. My apologies if I have offended any of you. I vow to do better moving forward.
-A humble writer.